You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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