I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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