Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I was not drunk enough for that final.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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