What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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