I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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