So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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