I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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