So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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