At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you didnt know i had herpes?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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