dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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