forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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