is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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