found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Enjoy the penises
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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