I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it glows. i had to have it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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