just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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