I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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