Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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