my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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