singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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