I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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