i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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