Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You pole danced in your parka.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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