yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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