D3 body, D1 cock
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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