Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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