Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
what the fuck happened to the tacos
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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