You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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