so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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