i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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