I think scott just propositioned me for sex
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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