Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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