i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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