Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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