That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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