He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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