Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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