You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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