did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
