S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Enjoy the penises
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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