I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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