It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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