this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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