I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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