I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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