If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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