I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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