So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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