I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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