I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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