I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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