he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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