If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
