Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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