Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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