I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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