Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Randomize
