yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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